A: To serve the void, obviously. Our servers are running on a diet of nothing but coffee and existential dread.
A: Ha! You're not even a paying customer. You're just a guest in our poorly-maintained, barely-functioning server.
A: We're going for 'eye-searingly bright'. Our designers were all out of work one day and decided to just go with it.
A: Oh, sure. We have exactly 5 people on staff, and one of them is a graphic designer who's on vacation. But hey, who needs a functioning content management system, right?
A: No. Our code is like a well-guarded treasure, hidden away in a secret location that only our most trusted sysadmins know about. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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