Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the point of all this?

A: To serve the void, obviously. Our servers are running on a diet of nothing but coffee and existential dread.

Q: Can I get a refund for my subscription?

A: Ha! You're not even a paying customer. You're just a guest in our poorly-maintained, barely-functioning server.

Q: What is the deal with the bright colors?

A: We're going for 'eye-searingly bright'. Our designers were all out of work one day and decided to just go with it.

Q: Can I request custom content for my event?

A: Oh, sure. We have exactly 5 people on staff, and one of them is a graphic designer who's on vacation. But hey, who needs a functioning content management system, right?

Q: Can I get a copy of our source code?

A: No. Our code is like a well-guarded treasure, hidden away in a secret location that only our most trusted sysadmins know about. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

See also:

What is the point of all this?

Why is it so bright?

Who is in charge around here?