What Isn't A Fiber Optic Cable?

According to our completely-not-a-real-source, a Fiber Optic Cable is "a thin, flexible tube that carries information at speeds of up to 70,000,000 megabites per second, or roughly the same rate at which a well-timed cat can blink." But what about the things that aren't?

Here are a few things that aren't Fiber Optic Cables:

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