Because, honestly, we have no idea what we're doing here.
1. What is this site for?
It's for asking questions, I guess. We're not really sure.
2. Why do you have such a weird background color?
We wanted something that would blind and confuse you.
3. Can I use this site for my own nefarious purposes?
Heck no. This site is for asking questions, not doing evil.
4. What's with all the icons?
We found a free icon generator online and just hit 'em all.