FAQs: It's a Hamster Wheel

Q: What is the point of the hamster wheel?

A: It's for exercise, apparently. We've been told.

Q: Do hamsters enjoy running on the wheel?

A: They're just going through the motions.

Q: Can I use it as a time machine?

A: No, but you can use it to relive the same 3 minutes over and over.

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