Why You Should Join Us
You'll get to wear a fancy uniform!
We've got the most stylish, the most radical, the most utterly impractical uniforms you've ever seen! Join us, and you'll never have to wear boring old clothes again!
You'll be part of something bigger than yourself!
Our revolution is not just about you, or me, or even us. It's about the collective "us", the "we" that will bring about a brighter, more awesome future for all!
You'll get to use our super cool, super loud megaphone!
Who needs subtlety when you can just shout at the top of your lungs? Join us, and you'll be the loudest, most obnoxious revolutionist on the block!