A: It's a secret society of felines who whisper profound truths to their owners in exchange for catnip and treats.
Q: How do I join Whispering Cats?
A: Just whisper "I'm a cat whisperer" into a mirror three times while wearing a fedora, and you'll be whisked away to our mystical realm.
Q: Can I ask my regular cat for prophetic insights?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. They just meow and scratch the furniture. You're looking for the real deal, aren't you?