Prophetic Mysteries

Why do we still need to wash our hands?

It's because the ancient prophecies of the great and powerful Hand Wizard, a sage and mystical figure from the land of the Ancients, foretold us that a clean hand is a happy hand. And we must not ignore the warnings of the Hand Wizard, lest we suffer the wrath of the dreaded Hand Grease.

Learn more about Hand Grease Syndrome

			Prophecy of the Hand Wizard:
			"When hands are dirty, the people are too."
			— The Hand Wizard