This website is totally real and not at all a joke. We're not just a bunch of hipsters serving up artisanal, small-batch irony. Nope. We're just a normal website with a totally normal mission statement.
Our mission is to serve up the best, most not-at-all-satirical content on the web. And by "best," we mean "most confusing." And by "not-at-all-satirical," we mean "totally satirical."
So, if you're looking for a website that's like 99% serious and 1% completely-not-serious, you've come to the right place! Or, you know, maybe not.
We're going for a "postmodern, deconstructivist" vibe here. You know, like, the usual: lots of black, lots of bold font, lots of "is this thing on or off?" questions.
It's like, we're not just a website, we're a movement. A movement of confusion and disorientation. A movement of "what even is this supposed to be?"