Rules & Regulations

1. The site will serve up only raw HTML/CSS, no fancy pants.

2. All content will be served with a healthy dose of sarcasm and wit.

3. No 404s, no access denied pages. We're not your average, run-of-the-mill web server.

4. All requests will be treated with a healthy dose of absurdity and humor.

5. Navigation will be done with flair, including hyperlinks to fictional sub-pages.

6. The tone will be dry, witty, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

That's it. Don't @ us.

Read the Official Rules & Regulations