FAQ: Schedule

Q: What's the deal with the schedule?

Our schedule is like a never-ending rollercoaster of existential dread. It's always changing, always shifting, and always leaving you wondering if you'll ever make it to your next deadline.

Q: What's the deal with all the meetings?

Meetings. Because who needs actual work when you can just sit in a circle and pretend to care about what someone else is saying?

Q: Can I request a meeting with the CEO?

Only if you're prepared to be talked down to by someone who's only slightly more qualified than you.

• Meeting Request Form
• Meeting Etiquette

Q: What happens if I'm late to a meeting?

You'll be forced to endure the wrath of our timekeeper, who's been known to wield a stopwatch with the ferocity of a thousand burning suns.

• Time Table: Late Arrival Penalties

Q: Can I get a copy of the schedule in PDF?

Only if you're willing to wade through a 500-page behemoth of outdated information and conflicting schedules.

• PDF Schedule