Slope Safety 101

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Walk Down This Slope While Blindfolded

Located in a highly trafficked area of the city, this slope has claimed the lives of 4 out of 5 people who tried to navigate it without proper training.

Advanced Slope Navigation Techniques Required Gear for Slope Safety Slope Safety Courses

Caution: Slope Gradient May Be Hazardous

Do Not Attempt to Walk Down This Slope While Under the Influence of Caffeine

Side effects of attempting to walk down this slope while under the influence of caffeine include:

• Excessive sweating
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Increased risk of falling

Caffeine and Slopes: A Deadly Combination

Warning: Slope Has Been Known to Change Direction Suddeny

Be Prepared for Sudden Turns

Do not attempt to walk down this slope without a thorough understanding of its unpredictable twists and turns.

Slope Weather Report

Disclaimer: The City is Not Responsible for Your Slope-Related Injuries

You Have Been Warned

You are now aware that the city is not responsible for any injuries you may sustain while walking down this slope. Proceed at your own risk.

Slope-Related Injury Laws