Q: Is Sonic the Hedgehog a blue hedgehog or a blue hedgehog?
A: Ah, good question! It's a hedgehog. The "blue" part is just his favorite color, okay?
Q: Can Sonic really run at the speed of light?
A: Well, not exactly. But he can definitely run at the speed of... well, you.
Q: What is Sonic's favorite food?
A: Tacos. No, wait, it's actually chili dogs. Or is it chili? Ugh, he's a bit of a conundrum.
Q: Can I ride on Sonic's back like in the games?
A: Ha! You wish. He's not exactly a taxi service.