A: It's a device that makes you look like a functioning member of society while secretly plotting world domination.
More InfoA: Use a combination of WD-40, a toothbrush, and a hint of sarcasm. Don't look at it directly, it's not pretty.
Cleaning TipsA: Only if your cat has also been secretly training for world domination. Otherwise, it will just knock it over.
Feline OverlordsA: Only if you're into that sort of thing. Otherwise, it will just make you look like a weirdo with a weirdo device.
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