A: Oh, it's a travesty. They will be both. And both will be wrong. You will be consumed by an endless sea of both.
A: Ha! You think you can still have a good garden? The tentacles will be like, literally, everywhere. You'll be like, "Oh, is that a carrot? Or is that a tendril?"
See Subquestion 3: How to tell my garden from the tentacles? for further information.
A: Oh, you want to join the Tentacles Resistance? That's cute. They're like, "Resistance" because they're the ones with the tentacles. You can't really resist what's coming for you, but you can try.
Visit Subquestion 5: How to surrender to the tentacles for more on this.
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