Subquestion 4: Tentacles Are Coming for Me

According to our team of experts in the field of Tentacled-omniscience, you are indeed at risk of being attacked by tentacles.

Don't worry, though! We're working on it. In the meantime, here's some helpful tips:

• Wear a tin foil hat. It's not a solution, but it's a thing to do while you're waiting for help.
• Learn to play the kazoo. It's a distraction from the impending doom.
• Panic. It's not like it'll help, but it's a thing to do.

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