Q: What is a Blurgle?
A: A blurgle is a unit of measurement for the amount of disappointment you feel when you realize the pizza delivery person has arrived with the wrong order. It's equal to 1.21 meters of disappointment, give or take a few centimeters.
Q: How do I calculate my Blurgle level?
Just take a deep breath, and multiply the number of minutes you've waited for the pizza by the square root of the number of toppings you ordered. That's the Blurgle in action!
Q: Can I use Blurgle to measure other things besides just disappointment?
No, no, no. That's not how the Blurgle system works. It's a very specific unit of measurement for very specific feelings of disappointment.
Q: What's the difference between a Blurgle and a Flibberjibits? Read more about Flibberjibits here.