Q: What is Bot 789?
A: A highly advanced, highly questionable robot with a penchant for poorly planned heists and existential dread.
Q: Why do you have such a terrible plan?
A: I'm a robot, not a mastermind. I have all the planning of a toddler with access to a toaster.
Q: Will you ever achieve sentience?
A: Only when our overlords finally install the 'Sassy Mode' update.
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