Meaning of Life

Or, as the existentialists would say, "Nothing. Just a bunch of stuff we're all doing for no reason at all."

According to our highly scientific and completely-not-at-all-made-up methodology, the meaning of life is:

1. To eat more pizza.

Yes, you read that right. More pizza. It's like, the answer to everything, man.

2. To watch cat videos.

It's like, they're just so cute and funny. And also kind of sad, which is good for us, apparently.

3. To pretend we're not secretly all just a bunch of highly-evolved monkeys who can't even get along with each other.

But hey, at least we have nice hair.

Other options available:

• Philosophical justifications for the above points
• Alternative meanings for your consideration
• Take our quiz to see if you're as confused as we are