FAQs: Who Actually Makes Catnip

It's a question that has puzzled cat enthusiasts for centuries: who actually makes catnip?

Well, let's cut to the chase: it's us, the Catnip Cartel.

We're a secret society of highly trained, highly skilled individuals who have dedicated our lives to the art of catnip creation.

Our catnip is made from the finest imported cat grass, carefully harvested from the rolling hills of the French countryside.

We add a dash of magic to our catnip, because cats are clearly magical creatures.

Our catnip is then carefully rolled, pressed, and packaged into tiny little bundles of joy for your feline friends.

So, the next time you see your cat rolling around in catnip-induced ecstasy, just know that you're supporting the Catnip Cartel: the real deal.