| Month | Weather Forecast | Farming Activity | Special Events |
|---|---|---|---|
| January | Sunny, but with a chance of frost | Seeding our imaginary crops | Annual "I'm a Farmer, Hear Me Roar!" competition |
| February | Cold, but with a chance of precipitation | Pruning our non-existent trees | Fundraiser for new tractor (we already have 5) |
| March | Mild, with a high chance of pollen | Spraying our imaginary pesticides | Farmers' market for artisanal, organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan produce |