Farming Techniques

Learn the art of growing your own food in the most inefficient and painful way possible!

Here are some farming techniques to help you get started:

• Overplanting: The Art of Planting Too Much, Too Soon
• Irrigating with a Hose: The Ultimate Water-Wasting Technique
• Using Pesto as a Fertilizer: The Italian Secret to a Poor Yield
• Monoculture: The Joy of Growing Only One Crop, Over and Over and Over