Brutal Fart Signal Processing

Fart Detection and Filtering

Welcome to the world's most brutal fart detection and processing center.

Our team of expert gassers use the most advanced algorithms to detect and analyze every fart within a 50-foot radius.

But wait, there's more!

Fart Signal Types:

• Silencer - A fart so quiet, it's barely audible.
• Tooter - A fart that's just a little too big for its britches.
• Fart-nado - A fart so massive, it's a tornado of flatulence.

Fart Filtering Methods:

We employ a variety of brutal methods to filter out unwanted farts:

• Band-Pass Filter - A filter that only lets the good stuff through.
• Brik Wall Filter - A filter that's as solid as a brick wall.
• Fart Sieve of Chaos - A filter that's so crazy, it just might work.

Don't forget to check out our Fart Signal Processing Tips for more information.