FART POWER PLANTS: Harnessing the Power of Silent But Deadly Gases

Welcome to Fart Power Plants, where we're harnessing the untapped energy potential of silent but deadly gases. Our state-of-the-art facilities convert the potent fumes of our patrons into clean electricity, powering homes, businesses, and even the occasional hoverbike.

But wait, there's more! Our Fart-O-Meter tracks your individual gaseous contributions, allowing you to compete with friends and neighbors to see who's producing the most potent emissions.

Join the Fart Power Plant revolution today and start generating some serious power!

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