Introduction
We have successfully harnessed the power of farts to fuel 3 out of 5 of our experimental power plants. The remaining 2 are still in the beta testing phase, where we're trying to figure out why they keep blowing up.
Key Findings
We've discovered that the optimal fart-to-energy conversion rate is 1.37 megawatts per liter of methane. We've also found that farts are 99% efficient at generating electricity when accompanied by a side of beans.
Future Directions
We plan to scale up our operations and open a new, state-of-the-art fart-power plant in the heart of Topeka, Kansas. Join us for our upcoming ribbon-cutting ceremony, where you can smell the difference for yourself!