Fart Power Plants - Phase 1: The Squeaky Wheel of Doom

Welcome to the first phase of our top-secret Fart Power Plant, where the art of flatulence is taken very, very seriously.

Our Current Status:

Our team of expert flatulologists are working tirelessly to perfect the science of fart production, with a focus on high-pitched frequencies and explosive force.

Our Goals:

• Reach a fart frequency of at least 400 decibels.
• Develop an algorithm that can predict and prevent unexpected farts during critical meetings.
• Create a line of Fart-O's, the world's first line of flatulence-themed energy drinks.

Subphase 1B: The Gassy Grotto

Click here for more information on our grotto-based research and development.

Subphase 1C: The Silent But Deadly

Or, click here for our research on the art of farting without being heard.

Subphase 1D: The Fart-astic

For our most experimental research, click here and hold on to your nose.