Dolce & Gabbana Disaster

Where Fashion Meets Catastrophe

Join us for our new line of designer clothing, where style meets destruction.

Our designers have taken the art of haute couture to new heights, literally.

Walk into our store and risk being crushed by a collapsing ceiling or caught in a fire hazard.

Or just, you know, try to pay for your $10,000 designer gown.

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