Haute Couture Hazards: A Guide to Fashion Faux Pas
Warning: Fashion is a contact sport. Proceed with caution.
Common Hazards:
- Visible undergarments
- Unbalanced hemlines
- Excessive use of glitter
- Clashing patterns
- Unsustainable materials
For more information on how to avoid these hazards, visit our subpage on Haute Couture Hazard Prevention
Haute Couture Hazard Prevention
Don't be a fashion victim! Learn how to prevent these hazards with our expert advice.
- Wear a safety pin to cover up that pesky undergarment
- Use a level to ensure your hemlines are perfectly balanced
- Limit your glitter to special occasions only (e.g., Mardi Gras, New Year's Eve)
- Never mix polka dots with stripes
- Invest in sustainable materials (or pretend to, it's a good deed)
For even more expert advice, visit our subpage on Fashion Victim Support Group