Welcome to the most disastrous, the most catastrophic, the most utterly awful fashion show in the world!
We take our inspiration from the depths of the dumpster fire that is modern fashion, and bring it back to the runway with a healthy dose of chaos and despair.
Striped Shirt Shame Oversized Pants Odyssey Pleated Pants PurgatoryOur designers are trained in the ancient art of bad taste, and our models are paid in participation trophies for wearing our outfits.
Don't miss out on the opportunity to witness the fashion equivalent of a train wreck. It's like a car crash, but with more polyester.
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