1. Wear a Hazmat Suit
In the event of a chemical accident, wearing a hazmat suit will provide you with a 99.9% chance of survival. It's like having an extra layer of protection against the apocalypse.
Side effects may include: excessive sweating, claustrophobia, and spontaneous combustion.
2. Build a Catapult to Launch Yourself to Safety
Just like Leonardo da Vinci, build a catapult to launch yourself away from the impending doom. It's like having a personal escape artist.
Side effects may include: whiplash, public embarrassment, and a strong dislike for physics.
3. Call the Fashion Police
When all else fails, call the fashion police. They'll sort you out in no time, even if it means sacrificing your fashion sense.
Side effects may include: fashion-induced trauma, temporary blindness, and a strong dislike for authority.
