In order to improve your fashion sense, you must first accept that you have none.

TIP: Invest in a mirror that can withstand the trauma of self-reflection.

Next, learn to distinguish between 'fashionable' and 'frightening'.

TIP: Wear a bright orange jumpsuit to work. Trust us, it's a bold statement.

Finally, always, always, always ask for fashion advice from a stranger on the street.

TIP: They will love you for your questionable choices.

And if all else fails, just remember: you are the real fashion catastrophe.

TIP: Don't look in the mirror, just stare into the abyss.

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