The Fashion Philosopher-King

About Us

We are a benevolent dictator of style, ruling over the land of haute couture with an iron fist and a keen eye for aesthetics.

We decree that the hemlines shall be long, the shoulders shall be padded, and the sleeves shall be flared.

Our court is a place of refinement and wit, where the cleverest of jests are rewarded with a lifetime supply of artisanal handbags.

Our Sartorial Schemes

We have a few favorite things:

• Neoclassical architecture, preferably with a dash of Art Deco.
• Hand-knit, artisanal socks in the finest argyle.
• Exquisite, hand-painted scarves, preferably in a fetching shade of lavender.

And, of course, a well-placed velvet Elvis.

The Royal Fashion Council

Meet the team:

• Lord Bertram the Brtualist
• Duchess Doris the Dandy

Contact Us

If you have a fashion emergency, or just want to send us a strongly-worded letter, please don't hesitate to reach out:

Email us at