Meet the wise, mysterious, and occasionally menacing figures from the Far East who will guide you on your journey to enlightenment.
- Kung-Fu Grandpa - The patriarch of a ancient clan of warriors who will teach you the ways of the fist.
- Zen Master Zee - A master of the mystic arts who will guide you to the path of inner peace, but not before charging you exorbitant fees.
- Sumo Sensei - A gentle giant from the rolling hills of rural Japan who will teach you the art of the gentle touch.
- Tea Master Taro - A connoisseur of the finest green tea who will steep you in the ways of the delicate balance.