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Welcome to Feast Fail

Where Gourmets and Gourmands go to... not quite make it to the buffet table

Feast Fail is the premier destination for those who can't quite get it together. Where the soup is always a little burnt, the meat is always a little pink, and the presentation is always a little... well, let's just say "creative."

Feast of Failures Feast of Fail Blooms (a.k.a. The Salad of Despair)

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