In a world where feathers are the ultimate source of conflict, our research team has been studying the futility of feathers for 5 years. Our findings are inconclusive, but we're sure it's a real thing.
We've consulted with top experts in the field, including Dr. Puffin, Dr. Featherweight, and Dr. Fowlplay. They all agree: feathers are a never-ending source of frustration.