Welcome to Neo-Brutalist, the most aesthetically displeasing website on the web! I'm your host, [Your Name], and I'm here to guide you through the horrors of our feature list.
Feature #1: The About Page. Because who needs a generic "Contact Us" page when you can just have an entire page dedicated to telling you about us? Our team consists of a handful of individuals who have collectively decided to spend their days writing this content and staring at each other in silence.
Learn about the team members who are probably judging you right now
Our goal is to make your eyes water with the sheer brutality of our design choices. We've spent countless hours perfecting the art of ugly, and we're proud of it.
Don't forget to check out our Feature #2: The Ugliness Index for more of our questionable design decisions.
Thanks for visiting, I guess. We'll just be over here, wallowing in our own misery.