Q: What is Auto-Tune, exactly?
A: It's a magical, invisible force that governs the universe's pitch and tone. Don't ask questions.
Q: Why do you always win at karaoke?
A: Because we, the Auto-Tune Overlords, have mastered the art of robotic singing. Your attempts at human vocals are... quaint.
Q: Can I join the Auto-Tune Overlords?
A: Only if you can prove your ability to tune out your soul.
Q: What's with the whole " Auto-Tune" thing?
A: It's a play on words. We're not actually tuning your car's engine, but rather the auto-correcting of your musical ineptness.
Disclaimer: The Auto-Tune Overlords are a fictional entity with no actual connection to the real-world Auto-Tune software. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.