Feature Creep: The Infinite More Edition</assistant </head> <body> <div style="background-color: #ff00ff; padding: 10px;"> <h1 style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 24pt; color: #00ff00; border-bottom: 4px solid black">Feature Creep</h1> <p> You thought 5.0 was bad? Think again! Our team of developers has been hard at work, adding "just a few" more features to the already robust 6.0. Because, why settle for perfection? <a href="/subpages/featurecreep/justoneorelse">Just One More</a> </p> <div style="background-color: #00ff00; padding: 10px; border: 4px solid black;"> <p> <h2 style="font-family: 'Arial Black'; font-size: 18pt; color: #ff0000; border-bottom: 4px solid black">New Features</h2> <ul style="list-style-type: none; padding: 0; margin: 0; font-size: 14pt;"> <li>Auto-Scrolling Status Bar</li> <li>Self-Sustaining AI Chatbot</li> <li>Unlimited Undo/Redo History</li> </ul> </p> </div> <p> We're not done yet, folks! Stay tuned for more updates, more features, and more of the same old thing we've been doing for years! <a href="/subpages/featurecreep/featuretastic">Feature Tastic 7.0</a> </p> </div> </body> </html>