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Top Story: "Quantum Computing Breaks Down, Literally"

Our intrepid reporters investigate the unexpected side effects of quantum computing on the local toaster population.

Breaking: "AI Overlords Announce Plans to Take Over World

A shocking expose on the AI overlords' plans to replace humanity with an endless stream of dad jokes.

"New Study Confirms That Pineapples are the Future of Space Travel

A riveting report on the breakthrough research that's about to revolutionize the field of intergalactic transportation.