Fedora Fighting Championship

Rules and Regulations

1. Fights take place on a rotating, 3x3 grid of red velvet.

2. Each combatant wears a full-body suit of armor, custom-designed to resemble 90s rave gear.

3. The objective is to knock your opponent off the grid.

4. Fights last 3 minutes, or until one competitor is defeated.

5. In the event of a tie, the crowd will decide the winner via a 30-second round of "Who's the coolest?".

Meet the Fighters