Welcome, fee enthusiasts! Today we're going to break down the intricacies of our fee structure, because, let's be real, it's not like you've got anything better to do.
Our fee structure is based on a complex algorithm that involves a lot of variables, but don't worry, we've boiled it down to a simple equation:
That's right, folks! It's all about finding that perfect balance between your wallet and our sanity. But wait, there's more! We also have a special "Premium" fee structure, because who doesn't love extra fees?
For those who want to take it to the next level, click here for more information on our Premium fee structure.
And don't even get us started on our "Surcharge" fee, it's like, totally optional, but totally not optional, because, you know, fees.
Click here for the full rundown on Surcharge fees, or just go ahead and try to calculate it yourself, we dare you.
Thanks for reading, and don't forget to tip your waitstaff, because, you know, tips are like fees, but, like, more personal.
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