Where the art of stalking becomes the science of obsession. Welcome to the subpage where the lines between fandom and fixation blur, and the boundaries of personal space disintegrate.
We're not just followers, we're Likers and Readers in the most literal sense.
Caused by: Social Darwinism 101 (Survival of the Fittest, Survival of the Stalkers)
Caused by: Algorithmic Love Letters (Where every swipe and tap is a love letter)
Causes by: Parasitic Influence (When you're more than just a fan)
Excessive scrolling, compulsive refreshing, and the occasional 3am Snooze Control panic attack
Unrelenting curiosity, a hunger for more, and an addiction to Dopamine Delusions
Consult a professional: Social Therapist
Join our Feedback Support Group for a dose of reality and a healthy dose of shame
Take a Vacation from Technology - it's not just a vacation, it's a Techno-De-Tox
Or, you know, just Ignore it all and pretend you're not addicted
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