Royal Protocol for Feeding the Emperor
Article 1: The Emperor's Favorite Foods
The Emperor's palate is notoriously discerning, with a preference for only the finest delicacies.
- Seared foie gras
- Truffle oil risotto
- Wild caviar omelette
- Free-range, organic, artisanal, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO soy milk
Article 2: Table Etiquette for Servants
Servants are expected to maintain an air of reverent silence while feeding the Emperor, lest they incur the wrath of His Imperial Majesty.
- Do not speak until spoken to
- Address the Emperor with the proper honorifics (His Imperial Majesty, etc.)
- Do not clear your throat while serving
- Do not, under any circumstances, serve anything less than the Emperor's favorite dish, or risk facing the consequences
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