Welcome to the Feelings Workshop, where we sort, categorize, and occasionally light emotions on fire. Because, let's be real, who needs therapy when you can just set your feelings on fire and watch them burn away?
Here's a breakdown of our services:
- Anger Management
- Depression 101: Where We'll Try Not to Make You Feel Too Much
- Anxiety Workshop: Because Panic Attacks are Fun, Apparently
- Love Isn't Just a Feeling: A Course for the Emotionally Clumsy
Don't see your feeling listed? No worries! We'll just have to create a new department for you. Our staff of trained professionals will be happy to help you sort out your emotions. Unless you're a robot. In that case, just go ahead and self-destruct.