Fees Page

Where the money goes to die, and so does your will to live.

Here are some fees that will make you wonder why you ever bothered:

Membership fees, because who needs friends, really?
Transaction fees, because who needs your money, anyway?
Interest fees, because compound interest is just compound pain.
Billing cycle fees, because who needs a stable financial life, right?
Annual fees, because who needs a break?
Hidden fees, because honesty is overrated.

Late Fees: Because You're Not Done Yet Subscription Fees: For When You Want to Pay More Service Fees: Because We Need More of Your Money