Fees Page
Where the money goes to die, and so does your will to live.
Here are some fees that will make you wonder why you ever bothered:
- Membership fees, because who needs friends, really?
- Transaction fees, because who needs your money, anyway?
- Interest fees, because compound interest is just compound pain.
- Billing cycle fees, because who needs a stable financial life, right?
- Annual fees, because who needs a break?
- Hidden fees, because honesty is overrated.
Late Fees: Because You're Not Done Yet
Subscription Fees: For When You Want to Pay More
Service Fees: Because We Need More of Your Money