We charge a small fee for our services. A small fee for the privilege of not being charged more. A tiny fee for the joy of not paying us at all.
Our fees are as follows:
Basic Return Fee: 5 dollars, because you asked for it.
Premium Return Fee: 10 dollars, because you asked for it twice.
Late Fee for returning after the deadline.
Extra Fee for any additional services rendered.
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