Late fees. Because they just won't leave. Like, you paid for your parking last week, but they're still here, eating all your money.
- They're like the slowest, most persistent undead creatures in existence.
- You can't outrun 'em, outsmart 'em, or outlive 'em.
- But you can outpay 'em, and that's just what we do.
- And don't even get us started on late fees for library books. That's just like trying to fight a zombie with a kindle.