Binary Timelines: A Schedule for the Inept

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Weekly Bull Session: Where we pretend to know what we're doing

Binary Timeline 101: The Basics of Pretending

Here's your binary timeline for today:

06:00 AM: Wake up, pretend to be awake

08:00 AM: Scramble for coffee

09:00 AM: Stumble upon a 10-minute video explaining how to make toast

10:00 AM: Watch 10 minutes of toast-making videos on repeat while eating stale cereal

Continue to Binary Timeline 102: The Art of Pretending to be Productive

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