The Feline Overlords' Supreme Court of Justice and Feline Law and Order

Rules of Engagement

• Rule 1: All felines are superior beings

  This is a fact, not an opinion. Any attempts to dispute this will be met with disdain and possible hairballs.

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• Rule 2: Felines have the right to sleep whenever they please

  This is a fundamental right, not to be taken lightly. Any attempts to wake a slumbering feline will be met with fierce resistance.

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• Rule 3: Felines must be worshiped and fed treats at all times

  This is a matter of great importance. Any feline who does not receive adequate worship and treats will be considered a failure of the highest order.

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