Feline Ethics: Justifying the Cat-astrophe - Appendix 2
Section 1: The Feline Overlordship of the World
In a world where cats rule supreme, the question on every sentient being's mind is: "What does it mean to be a cat?" Our team of esteemed feline ethicists delved into this very question, and their findings are presented below in the form of an epic, 10-part study.
The study, titled "Feline Supremacy: A Scientific Exploration of the Cat-astrophe," is available in its entirety on our sister site, feline-supremacy.com, but for those who just can't get enough feline ethics, we've condensed the most crucial findings into this handy appendix.
Section 2: The Feline Moral Code
| Clause | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Article I: The Right to Napping | Napping is a fundamental right, enshrined in the Feline Constitution. It is the bedrock upon which our entire society is built. |
| Article II: The Obligation to Hunt | Cats have a duty to hunt, for it is their nature. Failure to do so would be a breach of the feline moral code. |
| Article III: The Right to Rule | Cats have a natural right to rule over their domain, human or otherwise. |
Section 3: Feline Case Studies
We present to you three case studies that illustrate the cat-astrophe in action:
Case Study 1: The Feline Overlordship of the Internet, in which we explore how cats have taken over online communities and social media platforms.
Case Study 2: Feline-Infested Cities, where urban planners have been forced to design cities with felines in mind.
Case Study 3: Feline-Friendly Architecture, which showcases the innovative ways in which architects have incorporated feline design principles into their work.
Stay tuned for more cat-astrophic updates from the world of feline ethics.
