This year, it's all about embracing the softness of velvet, even if it means sacrificing your dignity for the sake of fashion. Pair a velvet onesie with some distressed denim, and you'll be the cat's meow.
Because who needs subtlety when you can blind someone with science? This season, it's all about gaudy, over-the-top gowns that'll make you the envy of every cat lady.